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Friday, January 24, 2003
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Mr. Pikcingis fired the Barroness for what I said earlier. She didn't work here, really, but I guess he took her cat-suit and boots and gave her back her own, frumpy clothes. Those are easier to rip, I'll admit. Rippability is important, that's for sure. But the cat-suit was all slidy and made my dry-style a lot more fun.
posted by Destro
on 6:41 PM
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It's Mr. Pikcilingis's birthday soon (Tuesday or something). I'd get him a present, but I'm pretty much banned from all non-ammunition, non-gun stores in the Boston area. I don't really have any credit because of my evil nature and all the murders and scandals and [fill-in-the-blank]-ocides I've been responsible for.
It doesn't seem right. Probably I'll just give him a good kick right in the junk. I'll kick him and say, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Stomach-Ache because I'm a giant pussy." and then I'll walk away.
posted by Destro
on 6:38 PM
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Hi everyone. The site got some other new stuff today. The scrollbars are all fancy now, which is a big step up, as far as I'm concerned. Special thanks to Lucus for helping our design team witht hat one.
Mr. Mortara said the legal department had an announcement for the press about some copyright stuff. I'm not sure what it's about, but I'll make sure the web team updates the press section and adds something to the features section.
posted by Destro
on 6:35 PM
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002
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| Anyways, sorry about that outburst. Me and the Baroness just dry-humped for a second and that made me feel a lot better.
Yellow is the color of slugs, I realize. At least that's something, right?
posted by Destro
on 3:33 PM
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| The whole Morlingis site just got a big facelift. They added colors to it, which is pretty crappy. I made the old site, and I kind of felt like crying today when the announcement went around about the site update being complete. I felt less like crying and more like beating the F out of everyone over here when I saw how lame those colors look. Yellow? What the F is that?
posted by Destro
on 3:32 PM
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Tuesday, October 08, 2002
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Hello. I'm back from a long leave of absence. Plus, the bloggin program had some difficulties connecting with the FTP server.
In any case, I'm back.
posted by Destro
on 10:32 AM
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Wednesday, August 07, 2002
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Coincidences - Part 1
You know, it seems like it must be more than just a coincidence that "Hello" and "Jell-o" are such similar words.
posted by Destro
on 10:29 AM
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Wednesday, July 24, 2002
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Online Store - Part 1
Morlingis, Inc. Megaproduct has a brand new online store! You can get clothing with you favorite images from the Morlingis site!
Check it out!
posted by Destro
on 9:21 AM
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Thursday, July 11, 2002
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Terrific News - Part 2
The Matrix II is coming out. I especially enjoyed the scenes featuring weapons. My family's company, MARS, supplied some of the weapons for those scenes. That is, the weapons that weren't computer animated.
Hopefully this time the humans will lose and continue to be used as power supplies for their creations. Especially Keanu Reeves.
posted by Destro
on 3:21 PM
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Terrific News - Part 1
Morlingis will soon be selling shirts, hats and more online at cafepress.com
I'll post the link when the store is all set up.
posted by Destro
on 12:07 PM
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Vacation - Part 1
I was just thinking about how I felt more tired after the break over the 4th of July. I've been wondering whether it's just me, or if everyone feels a little worn out after vacations. It was a little worrysome, because after all, vacations are supposed to be relaxing, right? But I don't seem to get any extra rest when I'm vacationing. If anything, I get less rest. I always end up fighting in a war or something. I don't have time to do those little things that I need to get done. I'm all out of Glass Plus and my face is starting to get a little petina to it from the water at Aquaboggan. I like waterslides, but the Chlorine doesn't agree with chromed metal faces. Also, my head sinks.
So while I was thinking about this and reading some news online, I came across this article. It made me feel a lot better about myself and maybe a little wary of vacations. Anyhow, enjoy it.
posted by Destro
on 11:26 AM
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Wednesday, July 10, 2002
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The Beginning
My employers, Morlingis, Inc. Megaproduct, have asked that I start an online journal. The growing popularity of similar "web logs" has led them to believe that more frequently updated materials will boost the number of "hits" the corporate site gets on a week-to-week basis.
For now, the updates will probably be light. I have been playing a big part in improving the safety conditions at our research facility and will be busy until next week or possibly later, after the government suspension has been lifted and the ISO certification reinstated.
posted by Destro
on 12:31 PM
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